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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history

 

A bunch of jumprope rhymes

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

Fudge, fudge call the judge
Mama’s gonna have a baby
Wrap it toilet paper
Send it down the escalator
What’s it gonna be?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?

Cin-der-ella, hair of yella
Went upstairs to kiss a fella
How many kisses did she get?
one, two, three, four, etc

Wine, wine the goose drank wine
Monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
Line broke, monkey got choked and
We all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap hands

Ta-rah-rah-BOOM-dee-ay
There is no school today
We made the teacher pay
We threw her in the bay
She swam to Monterey
And bought a Chevrolet
And then she drove away
Ta-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!
Ta-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!
They took my pants away
They left me standing there
In just my underwear
-El Rayo X, Austin, Texas

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