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Old McDonald can’t catch a break

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence
Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his dick and hit his balls
Blood all over his overalls
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Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench.
Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls.
Went to the Doctor and the doctor said, sorry Fred your balls are dead.
-Simon Chan

One Response to "Old McDonald can’t catch a break"

  1. The version I learned at school in the early 90’s, southern Ontario, was as follows:

    Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence,
    pickin’ his balls with a monkey wrench,
    Wrench got hot be burned his balls,
    Pissed all over his overalls.
    Went to the doctor and the doctor said:
    “Holy shit, your balls are dead!”
    When I die, please bury me
    And hang my balls from a cherry tree.
    When they’re ready, take a bite.
    Don’t blame me if they don’t taste right!

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