Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence
Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his dick and hit his balls
Blood all over his overalls
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Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench.
Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls.
Went to the Doctor and the doctor said, sorry Fred your balls are dead.
-Simon Chan
Comment By: White
July 7th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
The version I learned at school in the early 90’s, southern Ontario, was as follows:
Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence,
pickin’ his balls with a monkey wrench,
Wrench got hot be burned his balls,
Pissed all over his overalls.
Went to the doctor and the doctor said:
“Holy shit, your balls are dead!”
When I die, please bury me
And hang my balls from a cherry tree.
When they’re ready, take a bite.
Don’t blame me if they don’t taste right!