The one playing the joke says a word, and the person they’re playing the joke on will say “I”, spell the word, then say “ness”

You: Cat.
Them: I c-a-t ness.
You: Pencil.
Them: I p-e-n-c-i-l ness.
You: Blue.
Them: I b-l-u-e ness.
You: Red.
Them: I r-e-d ness.
You: Map.
Them: I m-a-p ness.
-Liz, Media, PA

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