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Yo Mama

Posted on January 21st, 2010 by superadmin

Ain’t yo mama pretty
She got meatballs on her titties
She got bacon and eggs between her legs
Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty

I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted

-Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI
Circa My mom taught me this when I was 7

2 Responses to "Yo Mama"

  1. Amityille New York Version 1< Ain’t yo mama pretty She got meatballs 4 her titties she got a cocoanut up her butt that bitch won't shut the fuck up talkN about scrabbled eggs between her legs bacon is inside if you want to slide in… Me Bet I'm going to a party if you want stand beside me she came to the party with me showed up then threw the fuck up banged her head on the car door passed the fuck and said no more i brought her home and had my way and thats why your standing here today bitch

  2. Amityville New York Version 1< Ain’t yo mama pretty She got meatballs 4 her titties she got a cocoanut up her butt that bitch won't shut the fuck up talkN about scrabbled eggs between her legs bacon is inside if you want to slide in… Me Bet I'm going to a party if you want stand beside me she came to the party with me showed up then threw the fuck up banged her head on the car door passed the fuck and said no more i brought her home and had my way and thats why your standing here today bitch

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