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Old lady named Dot

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by superadmin

There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.

-Rod Brock

One Response to "Old lady named Dot"

  1. I learned it this way:

    There once was a girl named Dot
    Who lived on pigshit and snot
    When she couldn’t get these
    She ate the green cheese
    That she scraped from the walls of her twat

    mmmm, that last line is so vivid

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