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Do your balls hang low?

Posted on June 8th, 2010 by superadmin

Do your balls hang low?
Do you drag them in the snow?
Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat?

Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest

6 Responses to "Do your balls hang low?"

  1. Ol’ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus coming right outta his nose so he picked & he picked til it made him sick and back again it grows . Well it’s cotton pickin time in Texas but it’s booger pickin time for ben So he picks that nostril mean & hostile out he comes with a green one once again . Los Angeles 1970’s

  2. Isn’t that a song by Pinky Friedman?

  3. Do your balls hang low?
    Do they wobble to-and-fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Can you throw ’em over you shoulder
    Like a continental soldier?
    Do your balls hang low?
    Do your balls hang low?

    Long Island, 1970’s

  4. Miss Lucy had a steamboat
    The steamboat had a bell
    Miss Lucy went to heaven and
    The steamboat went to….
    Hello operator
    Give me number nine
    If you do not connect me
    I’ll chop off your….
    Behind the ‘frigerator
    There was a piece of glass
    Miss Lucy sat upon it
    And cut her little….
    Ask me no more questions
    Tell me no more lies
    The boys are in the bathroom
    Pulling down their….
    Flies are in the country
    Bees are in the park
    Miss Lucy’s with her boyfriend
    Kissing in the dark!

  5. Crap sandwich with pus on top
    Da da da da
    Monkey’s vomit, and camel’s snot
    Da da da da
    Eagles eyeballs, and doggie-doo
    Yummy yummy yummy and I made it for you!

  6. grewed

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