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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history


I am Pothead man!

Posted on October 14th, 2013 by superadmin

I am pothead man smokin marijuana from a pepsi can i took pcp and now the purple chickens are after me! a friend of mine used to sing this back in high school, san gabriel, ca. 2003

Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By

Posted on February 5th, 2012 by superadmin

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out the worms play pinochle (sp?) on your snout they eat the boogers from in your nose they eat the jam between your toes From Topher, Dallas, Texas

Various Rhymes

Posted on February 2nd, 2012 by superadmin

I hate you You hate me Let’s team up and kill Barney With a 45 and a shot right to his head We’re so glad that Barney’s dead Deck the halls with gasoline Light a match and watch it gleam Watch your school burn down to ashes Ain’t you glad you played with matches I’m […]

Do your boobs hang low?

Posted on February 1st, 2012 by superadmin

Do your boobs hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your boobs hang low? Or do they sag… like a paper bag? Or do they run cause you’ve […]

More Milk and Lemonade

Posted on January 31st, 2012 by superadmin

Glass of milk, lemonade, Go around fudge is made, Stick your finger in the hole Out comes a tootsie roll Stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar Stick it in all the way, now you have a milky way Submitted by Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY early 90s

Drugs in California

Posted on January 30th, 2012 by superadmin

Here is a variation of the LSD rhyme that circulated on the playground in Ross, California, circa 1972. Marijuana, marijuana. LSD, LSD. Some of us will take it Some of us won’t make it. LSD, LSD. Submitted by Morgan

Old Wisdom

Posted on January 27th, 2012 by superadmin

A horse that farts will never tire, the man that farts is the man to hire. Submitted by Johnny

Spike Milligan says…

Posted on January 26th, 2012 by superadmin

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I’ll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Submitted by Dermot

Eat me bite me blow me

Posted on November 29th, 2010 by superadmin

Eat me bite me blow me suck me fuck me very slowly If you want me don’t be hasty Lick your lips and make me tasty Jessica

Lulu had a steamboat

Posted on September 27th, 2010 by superadmin

Lulu had a steamboat Steamboat had a bell, Lulu pulled the wrong cord…and blew them all to… HELL-o operator, give me #9, if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you in the… HIND the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Lulu slipped and fell on it and bust’ her little… ASSk me no more questions, […]


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