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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history


It’s the boy’s occupation

Posted on February 17th, 2014 by superadmin

Jennifer says… It’s the boy’s occupation To stick his cocktatation In the girl’s ventilation To increase the population Of the younger generation If you want a demonstration Please lie down. I learned this in middle school in dallas, texas in 1996. i didn’t get it at first, but the more i thought about it, the […]

Sex and math

Posted on January 29th, 2012 by superadmin

Math is like sex: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply! Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA

Jack and Jill

Posted on January 20th, 2010 by superadmin

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high undid his fly and asked Jill if she wanna, Jill said yes tore off her dress and they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her Pill and now they have a son. -Jason, Canada

Dandilion game

Posted on January 18th, 2010 by superadmin

And then there was this silly thing we used to do when we were kids: You take a dandelion and hold it in your hand with your thumb “cocked” underneath the flower head. Then you say, “MOMMA HAD A BABY AND ITS HEAD POPPED OFF!” popping the flowerhead up in the air with your thumb […]

Down by the Station

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by superadmin

Down by the station Where no one goes Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain Down went his pants and out it came 3 months later all was well 6 months later it started to swell 9 months later out it came A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his […]

A bunch of jumprope rhymes

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

Fudge, fudge call the judge Mama’s gonna have a baby Wrap it toilet paper Send it down the escalator What’s it gonna be? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? Cin-der-ella, hair of yella Went upstairs to kiss a fella How […]

Sitting in a tree

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

(Girl’s name) and (Boy’s name) sittin’ in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes (Girl’s name) with a baby carriage -A. Nonymous


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