Left, Left, Left, Right, Left Your shirts too small, your pants to tight Your balls are swinging from left to right Left, Left, Left, Right, Left -Stephanie, Elmont, NY
Left, Left, Left, Right, Left Your shirts too small, your pants to tight Your balls are swinging from left to right Left, Left, Left, Right, Left -Stephanie, Elmont, NY
some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]
Do your balls hang low? Do they waddle to and fro? Do you tie them in a knot? Do you tie them in a bow? Do you throw them over your shoulders like a continental soldier? Do your balls hang low? -Joe, Ferndale, WA Circa 1986
When I’m dead burry me, hang my balls on a cherry tree. When they’re ripe, take a bite, don’t blame me if you puke all night. -Simon Chan
Tarzan the monkey man swinging from a rubber band, he slips, he falls, he’s hanging from his balls, they rip they tear they’re flying everywhere. also: Tarzan the monkey man swinging from a rubber band, he slips, he falls, a cheetah bites his balls, they pop, they tear, they’re flying every where. -Zachery D., Rockhall […]