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Army and balls

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

Left, Left, Left, Right, Left Your shirts too small, your pants to tight Your balls are swinging from left to right Left, Left, Left, Right, Left -Stephanie, Elmont, NY

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]

Do your balls hang low?

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

Do your balls hang low? Do they waddle to and fro? Do you tie them in a knot? Do you tie them in a bow? Do you throw them over your shoulders like a continental soldier? Do your balls hang low? -Joe, Ferndale, WA Circa 1986

When I’m Dead…

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

When I’m dead burry me, hang my balls on a cherry tree. When they’re ripe, take a bite, don’t blame me if you puke all night. -Simon Chan

Tarzan

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

Tarzan the monkey man swinging from a rubber band, he slips, he falls, he’s hanging from his balls, they rip they tear they’re flying everywhere. also: Tarzan the monkey man swinging from a rubber band, he slips, he falls, a cheetah bites his balls, they pop, they tear, they’re flying every where. -Zachery D., Rockhall […]

 
 
 

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