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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history

 

Woke Up This Mornin’

Posted on January 7th, 2015 by superadmin

CapnPseudo says, “I learned this from my father when I was a kid, and apparently it was something kids sang in his elementary sometime in the early 70’s.” When I woke up this mornin’, I looked upon the wall, the boogies and the bedbugs were playing a game of ball. The score was 6 to […]

Asshole

Posted on March 13th, 2014 by superadmin

Art learned this in grade school in Vancouver. Asshole, asshole, A soldier I will be; To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee; I fight for my cunt, I fight for my cunt, I fight for my country!

Red hot shit

Posted on March 12th, 2014 by superadmin

The Addams family started
when Uncle Fester farted
They all came out retarded
The Addams Family!

McDonald’s is your kind of place

Posted on February 17th, 2014 by superadmin

Mark writes: McDonald’s is your kind of place. Hamburgers in your face. French fries up your nose. Pickles between your toes. And don’t forget McDonald’s shakes, made from polluted lakes. McDonald’s is your kind of place. Houston, Texas 1973

Mister Brown

Posted on October 17th, 2013 by superadmin

Mr. Brown came to town riding on a load of hay Mrs. Martin came a fartin’ and blew the hay all away Heard from my cousin Heather, 1987, Williamsport, Maryland -Dave

Drugs in California

Posted on January 30th, 2012 by superadmin

Here is a variation of the LSD rhyme that circulated on the playground in Ross, California, circa 1972. Marijuana, marijuana. LSD, LSD. Some of us will take it Some of us won’t make it. LSD, LSD. Submitted by Morgan

Old Wisdom

Posted on January 27th, 2012 by superadmin

A horse that farts will never tire, the man that farts is the man to hire. Submitted by Johnny

Eat me bite me blow me

Posted on November 29th, 2010 by superadmin

Eat me bite me blow me suck me fuck me very slowly If you want me don’t be hasty Lick your lips and make me tasty Jessica

Do your balls hang low?

Posted on June 8th, 2010 by superadmin

Do your balls hang low? Do you drag them in the snow? Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat? Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest

Diarrhea song on youtube

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Animated version of Diarrhea.

 
 
 

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