U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama -Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS Circa elementary school
U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama -Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS Circa elementary school
Smokey the Bear, You better comb your hair, Or people come along And strip you bare. Have a beer, Or kiss my rear! Hey Smokey the Bear You better comb your hair, Or put on a hat, Cause you look so fat… And chubby, And chubby, And chu-u-u-ubby! -Andy Faust