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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history

 

Burning of the School

Posted on January 24th, 2010 by superadmin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule Now we’re marching down to hang the principal Our truth goes marching on Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door with a loaded 44 And the […]

Joy to the World

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by superadmin

Sung to the tune of “Joy to the World” Joy to the world, my teacher’s dead, I bar-b-qued her head! What happened to her body? I flushed it down the potty, and ’round and ’round it goes, and ’round and ’round it goes, and ‘rouu-uunnd and ‘rooounnd and ’round it goes! Oklahoma City, circa 1989.

Jill, you tart!

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by superadmin

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty. raleigh n c 1985

Jack and Jill

Posted on January 20th, 2010 by superadmin

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high undid his fly and asked Jill if she wanna, Jill said yes tore off her dress and they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her Pill and now they have a son. -Jason, Canada

Ronald Regan

Posted on January 11th, 2010 by superadmin

Old Ronnie Reagan was a good old man. He washed his face with a frying pan. He jumped out the window with his dick in his hand Saying “Hey motherfuckers, I’m Superman!” -J. Rose, Philadelphia, PA, Circa 1984

Abe Lincoln

Posted on January 10th, 2010 by superadmin

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand. Said excuse me ladies just doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty. -Hank, MO

On top of old smokey

Posted on January 7th, 2010 by superadmin

On top of old smokey all covered in blood I shot I shot my poor teacher with a 44 stud. I went to her funeral I went to her grave, some people thew flowers I threw hand granades. She got up and chased me so I cut off her head. It rolled down the drive […]

Barny love

Posted on January 6th, 2010 by superadmin

Check out this Barny coloring book parody from FistOfBlog.com. Tic tac toe three in a row Barney got shot by a GI Joe Barney called the doctor and The Doctor Said Whoop Barneys Dead Whoop Barneys Dead. —– I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree with a shot gun bang […]

Whistle while you work

Posted on December 29th, 2009 by superadmin

Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn’t work -Jody, Newton, MA

Rip Rip Rip your Pants

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by superadmin

Here’s one I learned in Newton, MA from three little girls I nannied Rip, rip, rip your pants gently down the seam, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily hear the ladies scream -Jody Gontoski, Newton, MA

 
 
 

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