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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history

 

Down by the cherry tree

Posted on January 1st, 2010 by superadmin

Let’s start the new year with an exceptionally dirty rhyme. Down by the cherry tree, that’s where she showed it to me, it was black, hairy, had a big crack, and it looked like a jungle to me. So I whipped out my hairy banana, shoved it up her crack, she let out a big […]

Poor Pistol Paul Pete

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Down the road came pistol paul pete 20 pounds of swinging meat down the road came mary brown she swore no man could lay her down pistol paul pete got her in the grass stuck his peter up her ass mary brown let a fart blew his peter half apart down the road came pistol […]

Whistle while you work

Posted on December 29th, 2009 by superadmin

Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn’t work -Jody, Newton, MA

Ding Dong

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by superadmin

this is my first dirty joke ever, that i learned in kindergarten in Greenbush, ME, which at the time i found quite hilarious because it contained the word “ding dong” Tigers have stripes all the way to their Ding Dong! Avon lady calling! -Jody, Newton, MA

Down by the Station

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by superadmin

Down by the station Where no one goes Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain Down went his pants and out it came 3 months later all was well 6 months later it started to swell 9 months later out it came A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his […]

Firecracker

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by superadmin

Firecracker Firecracker T N T Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. (or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.) -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

Yankee Doodle and your mom

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

Yankee Doodle went to town Riding on your mother Every time they hit a bump You got another brother -Martin Bargetz, Bellingham, WA

Ten footer!

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy And he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now it’s only four foot four. -A. Nonymous, London England

Skeeter on my peter

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

There’s a skeeter on my peter, flick it off! There’s a skeeter on my peter, flick it off! Look at him, he’s got a dozen, I can really hear them buzzin’, There’s a skeeter on my peter, flick it off! -Rob, NJ Circa 1990’s

A man’s obligation

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

It’s a man’s obligation To stick his boneration In a woman’s separation. This sort of penetration Will increase the population Of the younger generation. -Jack, Staten Island, New York

 
 
 

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