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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history


Meatball titties

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984

Diarrhea song on youtube

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Animated version of Diarrhea.

Airplane Diarrhea

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by superadmin

Oh, you’re flying back home, and your pants are full of foam, DIARRHEA! Thanks to StinkFinger’s TSA rules post on FistOfBlog for this one.

America the Beautiful

Posted on December 27th, 2009 by superadmin

Oh beautiful for smog filled skies and insecticided grain For strip mined mountains majesty above the asphalt plains. America, America, man’s shed his waste on thee. And hidden thine pines with billboards signs from sea to sludge filled sea. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA

Fraternity Chant

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by superadmin

I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name […]

More Diarrhea

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by superadmin

people think its funny but its just brown and runny diarrhea -Jody, Newton, MA


Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by superadmin

Wake up in the morning Put your feet on the floor 50 yard dash to the outhouse door Diarrhea… -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

Some rhymes

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by superadmin

Stop, move back You need a tic tac Not a tic not a tac But you need the whole pack Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA My mother taught me an old cheer to taunt opposing teams: Strawberry shortcake, banana split, Your team plays like a bucket of– Shift to the left, shift to the right, Stand […]

Diarrhea of the diarrhea

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by superadmin

when youre walkin down the hall and you feel somethin fall diarrhea! -Legacy Tatum, Tallahassee FL

The diarrhea just won’t stop!

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

When your driving in a van and you need to use the can diarrhea, diarrhea. -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN


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