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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history


I am Pothead man!

Posted on October 14th, 2013 by superadmin

I am pothead man smokin marijuana from a pepsi can i took pcp and now the purple chickens are after me! a friend of mine used to sing this back in high school, san gabriel, ca. 2003

On Top Of Old Smoky again

Posted on January 25th, 2010 by superadmin

On top of old Smoky All covered with sand I shot my true love with a red rubber band I shot her with care I shot her with pride Who could have missed her, She was forty feet wide I went to her funeral I went to her grave While the others threw flowers I […]

Burning of the School

Posted on January 24th, 2010 by superadmin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule Now we’re marching down to hang the principal Our truth goes marching on Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door with a loaded 44 And the […]

Joy to the World

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by superadmin

Sung to the tune of “Joy to the World” Joy to the world, my teacher’s dead, I bar-b-qued her head! What happened to her body? I flushed it down the potty, and ’round and ’round it goes, and ’round and ’round it goes, and ‘rouu-uunnd and ‘rooounnd and ’round it goes! Oklahoma City, circa 1989.

Mean Motherfucker

Posted on January 14th, 2010 by superadmin

Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s. I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand I look up in a tree, what do I see it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me so I bust out […]

Broken dick

Posted on January 12th, 2010 by superadmin

Walkin down the halls scratchin my balls my dick got caught in the elevator walls my sister screamed my dick turned green that was the end of my little ding a ling I called the doctor, the doctor said sorry son but your dick is dead -Mike, Idaho

The cow Kicked Fred

Posted on January 9th, 2010 by superadmin

The cow kicked Fred in the head in the barn, But the doctor said it would do no harm, So we all kicked Fred in the head in the barn! (Next verse same as the first, only a little bit louder and a little bit worse!) -Jason Circa Edmonton, Alberta

On top of old smokey

Posted on January 7th, 2010 by superadmin

On top of old smokey all covered in blood I shot I shot my poor teacher with a 44 stud. I went to her funeral I went to her grave, some people thew flowers I threw hand granades. She got up and chased me so I cut off her head. It rolled down the drive […]

Barny love

Posted on January 6th, 2010 by superadmin

Check out this Barny coloring book parody from Tic tac toe three in a row Barney got shot by a GI Joe Barney called the doctor and The Doctor Said Whoop Barneys Dead Whoop Barneys Dead. —– I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree with a shot gun bang […]

This land is my land

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by superadmin

This land is my land This land’s not your land. I got a shot gun and you ain’t got one If you don’t get off I’ll blow your head off This land is private property. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA


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