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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history


Man Named Jed

Posted on September 19th, 2010 by superadmin

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance. Well, lemme’ tell ya story ’bout a man named Jed Born a motherfucker with a rubber on his head Then one day When he was shootin’ at some “Jews” (or “spooks”) Out from the barn comes Elly May […]

Do your balls hang low?

Posted on June 8th, 2010 by superadmin

Do your balls hang low? Do you drag them in the snow? Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat? Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest

Old lady named Dot

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by superadmin

There was an old lady named Dot, Who lived on dogshit and snot, When she could not get these, She ate the green cheese, That she got from inside her twat. -Rod Brock

Dirty old Army cadences

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by superadmin

Learned these from a retired Army dude. See that girl up on the hill? She won’t do it, but her sister will. See that girl all dressed in black? She makes her livin’ layin’ on her back. See that girl all dressed in pink? She done made my finger stink. She that girl all dressed […]

Barney poem

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by superadmin

I love you, you love me You can contact my attorney ‘Cause I’m worth millions And if you want a cut You can kiss my purple butt. – Heard several years ago in Bellingham, WA, at a party, I think.


Posted on January 31st, 2010 by superadmin

U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama -Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS Circa elementary school

Lincoln, Lincoln

Posted on January 30th, 2010 by superadmin

Lincoln, Lincoln I’ve been thinkin’ What the heck have you been drinkin’ Looks like water, tastes like wine oh my gosh its turpintine -Joe Geraci, Portsmouth, NH

Old McDonald and his other monkey wrench

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by superadmin

Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench Wrench got hot Burnt his balls Pissed all over his overalls If I die Bury me Hang my balls on a cherry tree If they fall Send them back Send them back to Radio Shack! Shana San Mateo, CA circa 1989

Man from Nantucket

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by superadmin

there once was a man from nantucket, his dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin while scratching his chin, if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it. -Zach Finch

Man named Jed

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by superadmin

Oh let me tell you a story about a man named Jed Took Mary Ellen and threw her on the bed Zipped down his pants, out came the worm Into her cunt went the bubbly sperm There is more to this one, I think, something about granny showing a two by four or something up […]


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