Don’t know if these have been brought up yet, but there were many of them. They began: “What’s grosser than gross?” When your audience said they didn’t know, you offered them a disgusting situation.
The only one I remember off the top of my head is:
What’s grosser than gross?
When you’re eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes and your brother says he can’t find his scab collection.
Very popular in Olympia, WA during the 80’s
Comment By: Conn
June 9th, 2014 at 1:48 am
There were ddozzens of these in Chicago in th late eighties. The only one I remember is the geeky: “”” What’s grosser than gross? Two-hundred-and-eighty-eight.”
Comment By: ahze imandeus
June 30th, 2014 at 12:51 pm
what’s grosser than gross? When you’re sitting on santa’s lap and you feel yourself rising.
What’s grosser than that? When you hear a rip and feel yourself slide back down.
Comment By: Odis
September 4th, 2015 at 11:15 am
From west Texas in the 80s. What’s grosser than gross? Sitting on grandpa’s lap and he pops a boner. What’s grosser than that? Kissing grandma goodbye and she slips in the tongue. Fingering a cheerleader and 5 class rings fall out
Comment By: Rotten Dirty ol Yankee Bastard
November 2nd, 2015 at 11:28 am
Whats Grosser than Gross, You and your new girlfriend are making out, Your braces lock up and she pukes! Whats even grosser than that? She spits it in your face so she won’t choke on the big pieces in the back of her mouth
1977, Jersey shore, (trying to freak out this girl who I did not want to date)