Travis says:
I have always had a great love for childhood insult rhymes. Here’s one I only ever heard at my school and no one I know has ever heard it either:”
Hate to talk about your momma but you talk about mine
She got a ring around her titty and a black behind
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
Sayin “Look, motherfucker, I’m superman!”
Hate to talk about your momma but she in my class
She got beep-beep titties and a ten-ton ass
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
Sayin “Look, motherfucker, I’m superman!”
Hate to talk about your momma, she a good ole soul
She got rawhide titties and a rubber asshole
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
Sayin “Look, motherfucker, I’m superman!”
etc. etc….these are the canonical verses, and more were come up with extemporaneously.
Irwin Ave. Elementary, Charlotte NC
circa 1987
Comment By: Shawn
July 9th, 2015 at 12:37 pm
I’ve heard this one circa 1988 in Fall River, Ma. They are variations of the song “Popcorn Titties” by Bad Ronald.
The only part I ever knew was the first verse of the song.
You can hear the song here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7kcDPTNDe4