Glass of milk, lemonade, Go around fudge is made, Stick your finger in the hole Out comes a tootsie roll Stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar Stick it in all the way, now you have a milky way Submitted by Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY early 90s
Here is a variation of the LSD rhyme that circulated on the playground in Ross, California, circa 1972. Marijuana, marijuana. LSD, LSD. Some of us will take it Some of us won’t make it. LSD, LSD. Submitted by Morgan
Math is like sex: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply! Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA
Remember Grant, remember Lee. The hell with them, remember me. Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA
A horse that farts will never tire, the man that farts is the man to hire. Submitted by Johnny
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I’ll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Submitted by Dermot
