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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history


More Milk and Lemonade

Posted on January 31st, 2012 by superadmin

Glass of milk, lemonade, Go around fudge is made, Stick your finger in the hole Out comes a tootsie roll Stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar Stick it in all the way, now you have a milky way Submitted by Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY early 90s

Drugs in California

Posted on January 30th, 2012 by superadmin

Here is a variation of the LSD rhyme that circulated on the playground in Ross, California, circa 1972. Marijuana, marijuana. LSD, LSD. Some of us will take it Some of us won’t make it. LSD, LSD. Submitted by Morgan

Sex and math

Posted on January 29th, 2012 by superadmin

Math is like sex: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply! Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA

Yearbook quote

Posted on January 28th, 2012 by superadmin

Remember Grant, remember Lee. The hell with them, remember me. Submitted by Chris R – grade school around 1979-1984 in Reston, VA

Old Wisdom

Posted on January 27th, 2012 by superadmin

A horse that farts will never tire, the man that farts is the man to hire. Submitted by Johnny

Spike Milligan says…

Posted on January 26th, 2012 by superadmin

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I’ll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Submitted by Dermot


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