Asshole

Posted on March 13th, 2014 by superadmin

Art learned this in grade school in Vancouver. Asshole, asshole, A soldier I will be; To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee; I fight for my cunt, I fight for my cunt, I fight for my country!

Tags: butts, pee, rhymes, vaginas

Red hot shit

Posted on March 12th, 2014 by superadmin

The Addams family started
when Uncle Fester farted
They all came out retarded
The Addams Family!

Tags: parody, rhymes, tv

Popeye the sailor man

Posted on March 10th, 2014 by superadmin

I’m popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas
and I burned my ass
I’m Popeye the Sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater and burned off my wiener
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man! TOOT TOOT

Tags: butts, celebrities, parody, penis

Jesus Loves me…

Posted on March 5th, 2014 by superadmin

Jesus loves me cause I’m cool
I smoke pot in Sunday School
Marijuana LSD
Jesus loves me cause I’m me.

Tags: church, drugs, jesus, led, marijuana, religion