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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history

 

Little Birdie in the Sky

Posted on December 31st, 2009 by superadmin

Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly! -Juan

Meatball titties

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984

Poor Pistol Paul Pete

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Down the road came pistol paul pete 20 pounds of swinging meat down the road came mary brown she swore no man could lay her down pistol paul pete got her in the grass stuck his peter up her ass mary brown let a fart blew his peter half apart down the road came pistol […]

Diarrhea song on youtube

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Animated version of Diarrhea.

Whistle while you work

Posted on December 29th, 2009 by superadmin

Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn’t work -Jody, Newton, MA

Airplane Diarrhea

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by superadmin

Oh, you’re flying back home, and your pants are full of foam, DIARRHEA! Thanks to StinkFinger’s TSA rules post on FistOfBlog for this one.

Rip Rip Rip your Pants

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by superadmin

Here’s one I learned in Newton, MA from three little girls I nannied Rip, rip, rip your pants gently down the seam, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily hear the ladies scream -Jody Gontoski, Newton, MA

Ding Dong

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by superadmin

this is my first dirty joke ever, that i learned in kindergarten in Greenbush, ME, which at the time i found quite hilarious because it contained the word “ding dong” Tigers have stripes all the way to their Ding Dong! Avon lady calling! -Jody, Newton, MA

America the Beautiful

Posted on December 27th, 2009 by superadmin

Oh beautiful for smog filled skies and insecticided grain For strip mined mountains majesty above the asphalt plains. America, America, man’s shed his waste on thee. And hidden thine pines with billboards signs from sea to sludge filled sea. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA

Fraternity Chant

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by superadmin

I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name […]

 
 
 

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