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Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By

Posted on February 5th, 2012 by superadmin

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle (sp?) on your snout
they eat the boogers from in your nose
they eat the jam between your toes

From Topher, Dallas, Texas

3 Responses to "Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By"

  1. If you see a hearse go by, you will be the next to die.
    They wrap you up in a bloody sheet and drop you down 6 feet deep.
    The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, they play parchesi on your snout.
    They crawl in your eyes and out your nose, they eat the jam between your toes.
    Your liver turns a slimey green and puss runs out like fresh whipped cream.

  2. Miss. Susie had a steamboat,
    the steamboat had a bell
    Miss. Susie went to heaven, the steamboat went to…
    Hello Operator give me number nine and if you disconnect me I’ll chop off your behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass Miss. Susie sat upon it and it went straight up her..
    Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the girls room pulling down their..
    Flies are in the meadow bees are in the park Miss. Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the…
    Dark is like a movie, a movies like a show and that is all I…
    Know my ma I know my pop, I know my sister with the polka dotted bra…
    Brother’s like a sister
    my mom said not to tell she said I’d go to heaven and he might go to…
    Hello operator give me number ten and if you disconnect me I’ll sing this song again!

  3. Popcorn, Popcorn on the chain watch *insert name* do her thang, she said a lemon, a lime. A lemon-lime bump n grind. She turn to the back, she boomin in her Cadillac she turned to the front and this is what she said; ‘boom check check, boom check. boom check check-boom check…Awww she did it!

    St Pete, FL Circa 1994-1996

    Im really suprised I have not found this rhyme anywhere on the internet. I wonder if it was a local phenomenon among little black girls in the Burg.

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