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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history


Hate to talk about your momma…

Posted on January 29th, 2014 by superadmin

Travis says: I have always had a great love for childhood insult rhymes. Here’s one I only ever heard at my school and no one I know has ever heard it either:” Hate to talk about your momma but you talk about mine She got a ring around her titty and a black behind She […]

Do your boobs hang low?

Posted on February 1st, 2012 by superadmin

Do your boobs hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your boobs hang low? Or do they sag… like a paper bag? Or do they run cause you’ve […]

Mother Fucker

Posted on January 13th, 2010 by superadmin

Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail your brother’s in hell your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale -Mike, Idaho

Shake it

Posted on January 3rd, 2010 by superadmin

We’re going to Chicago We’re going to the fair to see a naked lady with flowers in her hair. So, shake it baby shake it, shake if it you can, shake it to make milkshake and drink it from a man -Milena, Ontario

Meatball titties

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984

Fraternity Chant

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by superadmin

I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name […]


Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by superadmin

Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

Look at these!

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by superadmin

Chinese / \ Japanese \ / dirty knees look at these! -J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]

Motorcycle disasster

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

She was comin’ down the mountain going 60 When the chain on her motorcycle broke. When they found her in the grass, with a piston up her ass and her titties playing Dixie on the spokes. -Steve F, Amarillo, Texas


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