Tarzan the monkey man
swinging from a rubber band,
he slips, he falls,
he’s hanging from his balls,
they rip they tear
they’re flying everywhere.

also:

Tarzan the monkey man
swinging from a rubber band,
he slips, he falls,
a cheetah bites his balls,
they pop, they tear,
they’re flying every where.
-Zachery D., Rockhall MD

Tags: balls, parody, tarzan | Category rhymes