Do your balls hang low? Do you drag them in the snow? Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat? Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest
Do your balls hang low? Do you drag them in the snow? Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat? Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest
Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench Wrench got hot Burnt his balls Pissed all over his overalls If I die Bury me Hang my balls on a cherry tree If they fall Send them back Send them back to Radio Shack! Shana San Mateo, CA circa 1989
When 3 people are walking down the street, the two on the outside have this exchange. A: “Hey left nut…” B: “Yeah, right nut?” A: “Who’s the penis in between us?” -Django, America Circa 1987
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail your brother’s in hell your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale -Mike, Idaho
Walkin down the halls scratchin my balls my dick got caught in the elevator walls my sister screamed my dick turned green that was the end of my little ding a ling I called the doctor, the doctor said sorry son but your dick is dead -Mike, Idaho
Animated version of Diarrhea.
jeans jeans the magical pants, the tighter they are the greater the chance the greater the chance you’ll be there to watch the way that he scratches that itch in his crotch. -Mozelle, Northern Florida Circa 1984
Q. What time is it? A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls. -Reed, Wyoming
Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench Missed his dick and hit his balls Blood all over his overalls also Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench. Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls. Went to the Doctor […]
Old McDonald sitting on a fence picking his balls with a monkey wrench he went to the doctor and the doctor said oh my gosh your balls are dead -BHARATHI GOWDA