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Tic tac toe three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Barney called the doctor and The Doctor Said
Whoop Barneys Dead Whoop Barneys Dead.
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I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree
with a shot gun bang blood is on the floor
no more purple dinosaur.
ALSO
I hate you, you hate me lets hang Barney from a tree
with a bullet in his chest and an arrow in his head
now that purple dinos’ dead.
-Marj Mears, Tulsa, Oklahoma
Circa Early ’90s
Comment By: Dan
January 16th, 2011 at 2:54 am
I love you, you love me
Barney gave me HIV.
So i kicked him in the nuts and shot him in the head
now that purple bastards dead!
Comment By: Aurian
February 2nd, 2011 at 12:23 am
When I was a kid, I always heard this one:
I hate you, You hate me,
Lets get together and kill Barney,
I’ll get the matches, You get the gas,
Oops, we just burned Barney’s ass
Comment By: Mike
March 21st, 2011 at 9:45 pm
I hate you, you hate me,
Let’s hang Barney from a tree,
Get a great big shotgun and shoot him in the head,
Aren’t you glad that Barney’s dead.
Mike
Elmhurst IL
Comment By: carrie
April 16th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
I love you , you love me..homosexuality..
People think were just friends but were really lesbians