(sung to the tune of “Pop goes the Weasel”)
Oh, John [or whomever you were insulting] doesn’t go out with girls no more
He thinks he’ll never get married
He stays at home and plays with himself
Twink! John’s a fairy!
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa This one I learned in 10th grade, around 1977
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