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Old McDonald and his other monkey wrench

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by superadmin

Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench Wrench got hot Burnt his balls Pissed all over his overalls If I die Bury me Hang my balls on a cherry tree If they fall Send them back Send them back to Radio Shack! Shana San Mateo, CA circa 1989

Man from Nantucket

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by superadmin

there once was a man from nantucket, his dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin while scratching his chin, if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it. -Zach Finch

Twink! John’s a fairy!

Posted on January 26th, 2010 by superadmin

(sung to the tune of “Pop goes the Weasel”) Oh, John [or whomever you were insulting] doesn’t go out with girls no more He thinks he’ll never get married He stays at home and plays with himself Twink! John’s a fairy! -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, […]


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