Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s.
I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man
I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand
I look up in a tree, what do I see
it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me
so I bust out my glock
shot him in the cock
that damn nigger did a belly flop
then I jumped in my jeep and slammed on the gas
and ran right over that fat nigger’s ass
-Mike, Idaho
Circa mid-’80s
Comment By: Yarko
January 10th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Another beaut.
I was walking through the jungle with my dick in my hand
sayin’ “Hey, mother fucker, I’m a jungle man.”
I look in a tree, and what did I see?
A black mother fucker tryin’ to piss on me.
I picked up a rock, hit him in his cock,
that black mother fucker ran twenty four blocks.
Comment By: Dustin
July 17th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
I’m a mean mother fucker,
And a Hell of a Man,I was walking through the Jungle with my dick in my hand,That’s when I saw a Girl up a coconut tree and She said “Man,let my pussy be”.
I lined a hundred Girls up against a wall and I’ll bet a hundred dollars I could fuck em all,I fucked 98 till my balls turned blue and I whacked and jacked off and I Fucked the other two.
And when I died I went to Hell and I fucked Satan’s daughter and I fucked Her well,and on my tombstone written in cream say’s “here lays the body of the Fucking machine”.
A young Dustin heard this from an older kid named Brad in the early 80’s.
Comment By: The rock
November 10th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Heard this from my dad
I was walking trough the woods with my dick in my hand and I’m thinking to myself I’m the greatest man in the whole damn land.
I looked up in a tree and what did I see but a bloody nigger trying to pee on me.
So I picked up a rock and hit him in the cock.
That nigger chased me for a whole city block.
Comment By: Philliesfan1975
June 5th, 2013 at 6:58 pm
the version I knew from the 80s:
walking through the jungle
with my dick in my hand
I’m a mean motherfucker
I’m a jungleman
I look up in a tree,
what do I see?
I see a mother fucking monkey
just a’pissing on me
I pick up a rock,
hit him in the cock
that mother fucking monkey
chased me 83 blocks
I turn a corner and what do I see?
I see a 100 naked ladies
just a’waiting for me
I fuck 98 till my balls turn blue
I take a shot of whiskey
just to help the other two
when I die, bury me
hang my balls on a cherry tree
when they grow, let me know
I’ll be the star of a radio show
(end it with imitating the sounds of an electric guitar)
Comment By: Yebbo
November 16th, 2013 at 1:47 pm
Walking in the jungle with my dick in my hand
Im the meanest motherfucker in all of the land
I look to my left and what do i see
100 naked bitches waiting for me
I fuck 98 till by balls turn blue
Have a drink of whiskey
And fuck the last two
Comment By: Soulsickness
January 6th, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Runnin’ through the jungle with my dick in my hand,
I’m a mean motherfucker from the pompom land.
Ilook up in a tree and what did I see?
A motherfuckin’ monkey tryin’ to piss on me!
I picked up a rock, I threw it at his cock.
The motherfuckin’ monkey chased me 48 blocks!
I ran around a corner and what did I see?
100 naked ladies just waitin’ for me.
I fucked 98 till my balls turned blue.
I took a shot of whiskey and I fucked the other two!
N. Portland playground, 1986
Comment By: erin
January 11th, 2014 at 11:45 am
i was walking through the jungle with my cock in my hand,
i’m a mean mother fucker, i’m a condom man.
look up in a tree, what did i see?
a goddamn monkey tryin’ to shit on me.
i picked up a rock, hit him in the cock,
the goddamn monkeny musta ran a block.
got into my car, floored the gas,
BOY did i flatten that monkey’s ass.
i turned back around, what did i see?
a hundred naked women justa waitin’ for me.
i fucked 98 til my balls turned blue,
then i fucked the other two.
–told to me by a nasty, neighbor boy back in 1989-1990.
Comment By: HotFoot
February 8th, 2014 at 3:22 am
Walkin’ through the jungle with my dick in my hand. I’m the meanest motherfucker in the whole damn land! I looked up a tree, and what did I see? Another motherfucker tryin’ to piss on me. Picked up a rock, hit him n da’ cock, now he walks around singing this jungle rock!
South Carolina around 82-83
Comment By: TJ
February 8th, 2014 at 3:10 pm
Original from 1950’s (sorry about the racial undertones but we were pretty backwards back then):
Walkin’ through the jungle with my cock in my hand.
Biggest motherfucker in the whole Congo land.
Looked up in a tree and what did I see?
A big black N*g*r just a pissin’ on me.
Well I aimed my cock and the big black nut.
Hit him so hard I knocked him on his butt.
Lined a 100 women against the wall
Betcha 50 cents I can fuck them all
Got 98, cock turned blue
Backed off, jacked off, fucked the other 2.
There on my grave it’s written in green:
Here Lies Not a Man, But a Fucking Machine.
Comment By: Bobby
March 5th, 2014 at 6:47 pm
Running thru the jungle with a dick in my hand
Looking thru the headband on a Superman
Looked up in a tree and what did I see
A little black booger tryin to piss on me
I took some grass and shoved it up his ass
Never seen a little black booger run so fast
(Learned it in 4th grade and have also heard it with the word booger changed to the N-word)
Comment By: palooka
May 30th, 2014 at 7:23 pm
This is how I heard it in 4th or 5th grade in the early 80’s, too oblivious to know how racist it was! Sorry beforehand!
Walking through the jungle with my dick in my hand, I’m a mean mother fucker, I’m a Congo man. I look up in the tree and what do I see, a god damned #igger tryin’ to piss on me. I picked up a rock, threw it at his cock, the god damned #igger must have chased me a block!
Sorry for the racial slur!
I was “Young dumb and full of cum!”
Comment By: Shep
June 15th, 2014 at 10:39 pm
Here’s the version from around ’69 – ’72 or so…
Walking through the jungle with my dick in my hand
Lookin’ for the king of the Congo land
Look up a tree, what did I see
A congo lady tryin’ to pee on me
I picked up a rock
Hit her in the cock
10 dead pussies layin’ on the rock…
Apparently we were confuse about male and female genitalia.
Comment By: Jessica
August 24th, 2014 at 2:45 am
This is the version my grandma taught me. She learned it when she was a young girl, but can’t remember where/how she heard it. Does anyone know where it originated?
“I was walking through through the jungle with my dick in my hand – coolest cocksucker in the Congo land. I look up in a tree, and what do I see? But a black motherfucker tryna piss on me!”
Comment By: NotRacist
September 30th, 2014 at 9:40 am
Yeah, I don’t recall understanding how racist this was at the time either but here’s the version my cousin taught me when I was 10 or so.
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Walkin through the jungle with my dick in my hand,
Like a cool motherfucker in Candy Land.
I look up in a tree and what do I see?
A god damn nigger tryin to piss on me!
I picked up a rock, hit ‘im in the cock,
That god damn nigger did a belly flop!
Walk around the corner and what do I see?
Forty-four girls just a’waitin for me.
I fucked forty-two til my balls turned blue,
Backed off jacked off and fucked the other two.
Comment By: richard
December 1st, 2014 at 1:22 pm
I was walking through the jungle with my dick in my hand,
I’m a mean muthafucka
I’m a jungle man.
I got a little girl that lives up in a tree,
She says,”you mean muthafucka,
let my pussy go free!
Let my pussy go free!
Let my pussy go free!”
She says, “You mean muthafucka,
let my pussy go free!”
Out from a rock came Caveman Pete,
Ninety two inches of swingin meat,
round as a watermellon,
hard as a rock.
That’s what you call a caveman’s cock!
Comment By: Richard
December 1st, 2014 at 1:26 pm
The previous version was from about 1955. I was a kid living in New Jersey.
Comment By: mike
April 9th, 2015 at 6:44 pm
this was actually a marching song for the military during the Vietnam War but it had nothing to do with blacks I heard this in 1970 when my dad returned from Vietnam he was a 2war veteran Korea and Vietnam both he was he was a good old man
Comment By: Ed
July 5th, 2015 at 1:12 pm
Version we used to sing at my school in the early 90s:-
“Walking through the jungle with my M16
I’m not a mother fucker but a US marine
Looked up in the tree, what did I see?
God damn monkey trying to piss on me.
So I threw up a blast at his ass,
Never seen a mother fucker run so fast.
I walked round the corner, guess what I see…
100 naked women just waiting for me.
So I fucked 98 til my dick went blue
Said what the hell and fucked the other two.
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
‘Sorry son, your dick is dead.’
I said ‘Doctor Doctor this can’t be true!’
He said ‘Sorry son, your dick is through.'”
Comment By: John sandels
August 14th, 2015 at 7:17 am
This was the way I learned it in 1952 when I was 5
I was walkin through the jungle with my dick in my hand
I’m a cool motherfucker I’m a jungle man
I spotted 100 women in the trees
They said hey Johnny let our pussies be
I lined them all up again a wall bet a thousand dollars I could fuck them all
Fucked 98 and my balls turned blue
Took a shot of scotch and I fucked the other two
Now when I died I went to hell
Fucked the Devils daughter good and well
And on my gravestone written in green
It says here lies Johnny
The human fuckin machine
Comment By: Patty
October 16th, 2015 at 3:00 pm
I was walking through the jungle with my dick in my hand,
I’m a crazy motherfucker from the jungle land.
I look up in the tree and what do I see?
another crazy mother fucker trying to piss on me
I pick up a rock
and hit him in the cock..
knocked that fucker 4 or 5 blocks.