Lulu had a steamboat Steamboat had a bell, Lulu pulled the wrong cord…and blew them all to… HELL-o operator, give me #9, if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you in the… HIND the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Lulu slipped and fell on it and bust’ her little… ASSk me no more questions, […]
Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance. Well, lemme’ tell ya story ’bout a man named Jed Born a motherfucker with a rubber on his head Then one day When he was shootin’ at some “Jews” (or “spooks”) Out from the barn comes Elly May […]
Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s. I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand I look up in a tree, what do I see it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me so I bust out […]
Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN
Chinese / \ Japanese \ / dirty knees look at these! -J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA
Open the door… Take out a Coke… Drink it… Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke. -Harold, Louisiana
Copenhagen is falling, hurrah, hurrah Copenhagen is falling, hurrah And all of the people Went up in the steeple To spit on the people below (in German accent): Ahhhh, vimen Ah-men Ahh-tiller, August, September, October No-vunder we are sober We ain’t got no beer My little brother Heinrich Was out the window looking Inward-outward looking […]
This was one we used to go around saying when I was a kid. I taught it to my children. See how boring it is here in Kansas, we come up with some silly ones. King Kong went to Hong Kong To play ping pong, with his ding dong. -Sydney, Kansas
Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN
