there once was a man from nantucket,
his dick was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin while scratching his chin,
if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
-Zach Finch
There once was a girl from New Zealand whom had a particular feeling
so she laid on her back, tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceilingd
Comment By: Rotten Dirty ol Yankee Bastard
November 2nd, 2015 at 12:04 pm
There was an old Lady from York,
Who loved to eat shit with a fork.
Her son cried “YOU GOON! YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON, It’s PORK that you eat with a Fork”
Comment By: Rotten Dirty ol Yankee Bastard
November 2nd, 2015 at 12:07 pm
Heard in 1975, Jersey Shore My Dad said this one-
these political Fools make me sick!
With their rhetoric,lies and their tricks!
But my troubles are solved, and problems resolved-
By banging the wall with my dick
Comment By: Rotten Dirty ol Yankee Bastard
November 2nd, 2015 at 12:10 pm
There once was a woman in Knox,
Who lit dynamite off in “her Box”
When asked the sensation?
She screamed with elation,
Comment By: kryzl
April 1st, 2011 at 7:25 pm
There once was a girl from New Zealand whom had a particular feeling
so she laid on her back, tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceilingd
Comment By: Rotten Dirty ol Yankee Bastard
November 2nd, 2015 at 12:04 pm
There was an old Lady from York,
Who loved to eat shit with a fork.
Her son cried “YOU GOON! YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON, It’s PORK that you eat with a Fork”
Comment By: Rotten Dirty ol Yankee Bastard
November 2nd, 2015 at 12:07 pm
Heard in 1975, Jersey Shore My Dad said this one-
these political Fools make me sick!
With their rhetoric,lies and their tricks!
But my troubles are solved, and problems resolved-
By banging the wall with my dick
Comment By: Rotten Dirty ol Yankee Bastard
November 2nd, 2015 at 12:10 pm
There once was a woman in Knox,
Who lit dynamite off in “her Box”
When asked the sensation?
She screamed with elation,
“It’s better than elephant cocks!”