Man from Nantucket

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by superadmin

there once was a man from nantucket, his dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin while scratching his chin, if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it. -Zach Finch

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Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]

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