Mister Brown
Posted on October 17th, 2013 by superadminMr. Brown came to town riding on a load of hay Mrs. Martin came a fartin’ and blew the hay all away Heard from my cousin Heather, 1987, Williamsport, Maryland -Dave
Mr. Brown came to town riding on a load of hay Mrs. Martin came a fartin’ and blew the hay all away Heard from my cousin Heather, 1987, Williamsport, Maryland -Dave
A horse that farts will never tire, the man that farts is the man to hire. Submitted by Johnny
Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So let’s have beans for every meal. Spokane, Washington back in the 70’s, Leann, Washington:
Ain’t yo mama pretty She got meatballs on her titties She got bacon and eggs between her legs Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty I took her to a party She turned around and farted I asked her why she did it She turned around and shitted -Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI Circa My mom taught […]
Ohhhhhhh…the old grey mare she [fart sound] on the wiffle-tree [fart sound] on the wiffle-tree, [fart sound] on the wiffle tree The old grey mare she [fart sound] on the whiffle tree Many long years ago. (”Wiffle Tree” is a name for the part of the wagon that you hook the horses up to) -Anon, […]
Excuse me for that burp, it wasn’t very smart, but if it’d come out the other end it would have been a fart -Milena, Ontario
Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984
Down the road came pistol paul pete 20 pounds of swinging meat down the road came mary brown she swore no man could lay her down pistol paul pete got her in the grass stuck his peter up her ass mary brown let a fart blew his peter half apart down the road came pistol […]
Animated version of Diarrhea.
I was drivin down the highway, Highway 84, ’til Harold let a big one and blew me out the door. The wheels couldn’t take it, The engine fell apart, All because of Harold’s supersonic fart! -Wormy, Florida