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On Top Of Old Smoky again

Posted on January 25th, 2010 by superadmin

On top of old Smoky All covered with sand I shot my true love with a red rubber band I shot her with care I shot her with pride Who could have missed her, She was forty feet wide I went to her funeral I went to her grave While the others threw flowers I […]

Fatty fatty two by four

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by superadmin

Fatty, fatty, two-by-four, couldn’t get through the bathroom door, so he did it on the floor, licked it up and did it some more! Oklahoma City, circa 1989.

Smokey the Bear

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

Smokey the Bear, You better comb your hair, Or people come along And strip you bare. Have a beer, Or kiss my rear! Hey Smokey the Bear You better comb your hair, Or put on a hat, Cause you look so fat… And chubby, And chubby, And chu-u-u-ubby! -Andy Faust


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