Stop, move back You need a tic tac Not a tic not a tac But you need the whole pack Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA My mother taught me an old cheer to taunt opposing teams: Strawberry shortcake, banana split, Your team plays like a bucket of– Shift to the left, shift to the right, Stand […]
Learned it in adulthood from my fiancee, actually, in Madison, WI. Good girls sit like this (fingers crossed, pointed down) Bad girls sit like this (fingers closed, side-by-side, pointed down) And girls who sit like this (fingers apart, pointed down) get this (middle finger up) like that (snap fingers) Kyle Madison
Chinese / \ Japanese \ / dirty knees look at these! -J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA
when youre walkin down the hall and you feel somethin fall diarrhea! -Legacy Tatum, Tallahassee FL
sorry to be mean but you need some listerine not a sip, not a swallow but the whole damn bottle -B. Punzlif, Florida
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green Comet, it tastes like kerosene Comet, it makes you vomit So go get some Comit and vomit today -A. Robbins, Oklahoma
Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go With razor blades and hand grenades Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go With dirty looks and porno books Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho -A. Robbins, Oklahoma
I’m the rubber You’re the glue Anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you (usually followed by the other person saying, something they liked that the other didn’t. -Django, US
I was drivin down the highway, Highway 84, ’til Harold let a big one and blew me out the door. The wheels couldn’t take it, The engine fell apart, All because of Harold’s supersonic fart! -Wormy, Florida
When your driving in a van and you need to use the can diarrhea, diarrhea. -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN
