This land is my land This land’s not your land. I got a shot gun and you ain’t got one If you don’t get off I’ll blow your head off This land is private property. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA
This land is my land This land’s not your land. I got a shot gun and you ain’t got one If you don’t get off I’ll blow your head off This land is private property. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA
people think its funny but its just brown and runny diarrhea -Jody, Newton, MA
Cinderella dressed in yellow went up stairs to kiss a fella made a mistake and kissed a snake. How many doctors did it take?? -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA
jeans jeans the magical pants, the tighter they are the greater the chance the greater the chance you’ll be there to watch the way that he scratches that itch in his crotch. -Mozelle, Northern Florida Circa 1984
Down by the station Where no one goes Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain Down went his pants and out it came 3 months later all was well 6 months later it started to swell 9 months later out it came A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his […]
Wake up in the morning Put your feet on the floor 50 yard dash to the outhouse door Diarrhea… -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois
Firecracker Firecracker T N T Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. (or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.) -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois
Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN
I learned this jump rope rhyme when I was in school about 8 years ago, in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. I saw a variation already on your site, which reminded me of it. Cin-der-ella, dressed in yell-a, Went upstairs to kiss a fell-a, Made a mistake, kissed a snake, How many doctors did it take? 1, […]
Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Mary had a little lamb Which fleeece was white as snow and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. Then one day the price of […]