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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history

 

This land is my land

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by superadmin

This land is my land This land’s not your land. I got a shot gun and you ain’t got one If you don’t get off I’ll blow your head off This land is private property. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA

More Diarrhea

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by superadmin

people think its funny but its just brown and runny diarrhea -Jody, Newton, MA

Cinderella Jump Rope Rhyme

Posted on December 25th, 2009 by superadmin

Cinderella dressed in yellow went up stairs to kiss a fella made a mistake and kissed a snake. How many doctors did it take?? -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA

Jeans, Jeans

Posted on December 25th, 2009 by superadmin

jeans jeans the magical pants, the tighter they are the greater the chance the greater the chance you’ll be there to watch the way that he scratches that itch in his crotch. -Mozelle, Northern Florida Circa 1984

Down by the Station

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by superadmin

Down by the station Where no one goes Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain Down went his pants and out it came 3 months later all was well 6 months later it started to swell 9 months later out it came A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his […]

Diarrhea

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by superadmin

Wake up in the morning Put your feet on the floor 50 yard dash to the outhouse door Diarrhea… -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

Firecracker

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by superadmin

Firecracker Firecracker T N T Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. (or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.) -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

Chinese/Japanese

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by superadmin

Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

Naughty Cinderella

Posted on December 10th, 2009 by superadmin

I learned this jump rope rhyme when I was in school about 8 years ago, in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. I saw a variation already on your site, which reminded me of it. Cin-der-ella, dressed in yell-a, Went upstairs to kiss a fell-a, Made a mistake, kissed a snake, How many doctors did it take? 1, […]

More of Mary’s lamb

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by superadmin

Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Mary had a little lamb Which fleeece was white as snow and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. Then one day the price of […]

 
 
 

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