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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history


Dog named Jack

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by superadmin

I had a little dog his name was Jack. He shit all over the railroad track. The train came by the shit flew high and hit the conductor right in the eye. I had a little monkey I sent him to the country fed him on a loaf of gingerbread. Ziffo! Zafffo! kicked him in […]

Dogshit (not the Wu-Tang kind)

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

This alternates between two people: You: I 1 dogshit Kid: I 2 dogshit You: I 3 dogshit Kid: I 4 dogshit You: I 5 dogshit Kid: I 6 dogshit You: I 7 dogshit Kid: I ate dogshit. -Jack, Staten Island, New York

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]


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