McDonalds is your kind of place They serve you rattle snakes Hamburgers up the nose French fries between the toes And the last time I was there They served my underwear McDonalds is your kind of place -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana: Circa Around fourth […]
Ain’t yo mama pretty She got meatballs on her titties She got bacon and eggs between her legs Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty I took her to a party She turned around and farted I asked her why she did it She turned around and shitted -Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI Circa My mom taught […]
Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984
Down the road came pistol paul pete 20 pounds of swinging meat down the road came mary brown she swore no man could lay her down pistol paul pete got her in the grass stuck his peter up her ass mary brown let a fart blew his peter half apart down the road came pistol […]
Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Mary had a little lamb Which fleeece was white as snow and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. Then one day the price of […]
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Dead baby parakeets Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts And me without my spoon Many variations exist. “[your name here]’s Made of greasy, grimy…”, “chopped up liver meat” instead of “dead baby parakeets”, “french-fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of beans” instead […]
