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Dirty school yard rhymes – a history



Posted on January 28th, 2010 by superadmin

McDonalds is your kind of place They serve you rattle snakes Hamburgers up the nose French fries between the toes And the last time I was there They served my underwear McDonalds is your kind of place -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana: Circa Around fourth […]

Yo Mama

Posted on January 21st, 2010 by superadmin

Ain’t yo mama pretty She got meatballs on her titties She got bacon and eggs between her legs Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty I took her to a party She turned around and farted I asked her why she did it She turned around and shitted -Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI Circa My mom taught […]

Meatball titties

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984

Poor Pistol Paul Pete

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by superadmin

Down the road came pistol paul pete 20 pounds of swinging meat down the road came mary brown she swore no man could lay her down pistol paul pete got her in the grass stuck his peter up her ass mary brown let a fart blew his peter half apart down the road came pistol […]

More of Mary’s lamb

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by superadmin

Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Mary had a little lamb Which fleeece was white as snow and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. Then one day the price of […]

Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by superadmin

Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Dead baby parakeets Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts And me without my spoon Many variations exist. “[your name here]’s Made of greasy, grimy…”, “chopped up liver meat” instead of “dead baby parakeets”, “french-fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of beans” instead […]


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